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themanesex:

shibbins:

im an atheist because i think that science is wonderful and reality itself is so mysterious and wonderful that there is no need to believe in a god

but if a philosophy and a belief system makes you appreciate life and makes you happy and you arent hurting anyone with it

then god damn no one should be a shit to you about it

How come you can only like a post once.

kamilledontfeel:

davybot:

tsvlink25:

When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn

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When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more

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What makes this so accurate is the amount of cocks

wannabeanimator:

Walt Disney Animation Studios | 1937 - 2014

After seeing this post, I decided to make this. The “Experimental” era is usually referred to as Post-Renaissance. I imagine the Revival is going to continue through this decade. 2015 and beyond films listed are: (left to right) Zootopia, Giants, and Moana.

If you want to read more about each era and how they got their names, click here.

pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
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an eggagment ring

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hqlines:

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metlocked:

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Anonymous whispered: ONE THRU ONE HUNDRED PLZ

dammit Molly lol

so im high so this might be to honest but whatever

  • 1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation? - sex
  • 2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated. - neck (if done right), back, hair, hands, penis lol
  • 3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated? - no
  • 4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals? - no
  • 5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation? - as a guy, whatever gets her off tbh
  • 6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt? - stil a dude
  • 7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot? - still still a dude
  • 8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated? - good handjobs are underrated, otherwise overrated
  • 9. Do you like having your balls touched? - yeah lol
  • 10. Do you like having your nipples touched? - not really, no
  • 11. Do you like having your anus touched? - idk
  • 12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)? - noope
  • 13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)? - yeah
  • 14. Do you have any kinks? - role play?
  • 15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella? - maybe? never done it myself
  • 16. Do you pee in the shower? - yeah lol
  • 17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower? - never, its the worst
  • 18. Have you had sex in the shower? - yeah
  • 19. Do you like being naked? - ehhh
  • 20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked? - at least boxers
  • 21. Have you ever skinny dipped? - No, I want to though!!
  • 22. What’s the most unusual thing you’ve done nude? - hmmm, not answering
  • 23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity? - no
  • 24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)? - no
  • 25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts? - yes
  • 26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)? - yes
  • 27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom? - yeah, cant do that
  • 28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online? - i used to, gave them to someone, since deleted
  • 29. How many sexual partners have you had? - 3
  • 30. How often do you masturbate? - depends
  • 31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it? - probably 15? idr
  • 32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)? - sitting or laying down
  • 33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc. - get horny, jerk off? I mean. idk seems self explanatory lol
  • 34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)? - porn or imagination about 50/50 haha
  • 35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore? - nope
  • 36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals? - oh shit
  • 37. Have you ever “compared” (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend? - I’m going to say no…
  • 38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear? - boxers
  • 39. Do you ever go commando? - no
  • 40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep? - yeah
  • 41. How big is your penis? - idk? I measured once but idr (every guy does)
  • 42. Does your penis curve at all? - No!! my friends call me Captain Hook though due to an unfortunate circumstance with a swimsuit. 
  • 43. Which testicle hangs lower? - right one, had to check lol
  • 44. How big are your breasts? - still a dude
  • 45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven? - - still a dude
  • 46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris? - dude still
  • 47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it? - circumcised, happy
  • 48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care? - lol what
  • 49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts? - god this question is so hard, I really don’t know, it changes lol
  • 50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way? - a bit of both?
  • 51. Do you like the way your genitals look? - sure
  • 52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup? - yeah
  • 53. Do you like your butt? - meh
  • 54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)? - shave after a bit
  • 55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair? - not really no
  • 56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed? - to the right
  • 57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people? - no, probably yeah
  • 58. What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm? - hmmm, not sure, probably was by myself though
  • 59. Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating? - I have yeah lol
  • 60. What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session? - masturbation? 30ish probably, sex almost an hour? 6 times in one night once though
  • 61. What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)? - 1
  • 62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric? - can be fool body, only experienced that high though
  • 63. Spit or swallow? -  idc tbh
  • 64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble? - shoot
  • 65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on? - hot
  • 66. Do you “squirt?” - still a dude
  • 67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral? - noooope
  • 68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.? - received boobjob
  • 69. Have you ever had sex in a public place? - sorta?
  • 70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn’t belong to either of you? - yeah
  • 71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you? - yes
  • 72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in? - 3 maybe 4?
  • 73. Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated? - masturbated? probably bathroom on a trip, sex? …ugh, Ronald McDonald House >.<
  • 74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross? - ehhh not really
  • 75. Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex? - having sex, I can be yeah
  • 76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex? - masturbating, no. sex, yes.
  • 77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)? - never had, would be down to try but not if I was in a relationship
  • 78. Do you own any sex toys? - no
  • 79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy? - no
  • 80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)? - idk???
  • 81. What are your favorite positions? - really like missionary, also doggie-style and reverse cow-girl
  • 82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience? - any time i cum early lol
  • 83. Worst place/time you’ve ever gotten a boner? - oh god, I don’t have enough time to begin
  • 84. Have you ever had any genital injuries? - no
  • 85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection? - no
  • 86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)? - no
  • 87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up? - i gots one
  • 88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there? -  i gots one
  • 89. Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement? - I think I’m good but there can always be room for improvement ;)
  • 90. Have you “sexted” (whether through text messaging or IM chat)? - yeah
  • 91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam? - yes
  • 92. Have you have phone sex? - yes
  • 93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do. - masturbate, have sex, ride a bike, run, and swim
  • 94. What’s something you like about your body? - my beard
  • 95. What’s something you dislike about your body? - my weird patch of hair on my arms
  • 96. What body parts do you find the sexiest? - butt?
  • 97. What was your most recent sexual thought? - since I wrote that above, Molly’s butt lol
  • 98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.? - ehh, yeah I’ll hold it while watching tv or something if im alone
  • 99. When was the last time you touched your genitals? - today
  • 100. Do you often imagine people naked? - what’s often? XD

oh boyyyy

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masscracc:

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